The Bizargrass News Network World Headquarters, Hot Coffee, Mississippi

BNN for short.



TNN bought by CNN

then both Gobbled up by BNN



Dateline: November 6th. 1998 , Hot Coffee, Mississippi



Today TNN was bought by CNN then both in a  bullish corporate take-over

were acquired by internet bluegrass humor publishing giant,

Bizargrass News Network (BNN)

"We will not be satisfied until we have taken control of BMW, CBN, HBO, IBM,

NCR, ESPN, CBS, CNBC, UPS, BET, MTV, VH-1 and Taco Bell."

(" I like them Tacos, those suckers are good!") commented ceo Bubba Jones(BNN)

Said Ted Turner, "I am no longer a VIP!"

 
DateLine Tuesday, March 30th. 1998, Hot Coffee, Mississippi

It was announced today by the Bizargrass News Network that editor Bubba Jones
will remain the acting editor of the Bizargrass News.
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When interviewed Bubba said,
"Enough of this foolishness, let's get back to good bluegrass humor journalism, which is what we do best."
It was reported that Bubba was re-instated as editor after a global revolt among our readers.

Hello everyone ,

Glad to be back on the job.

It is another busy day at the offices of "The Bizargrass News".

With over 250 field reporters worldwide, gathering the strange and bizzare news and images of the bluegrass world, we here

at "The Bizargrass News" strive to keep our readers well informed on current and strange happenings in the world of Bluegrass.

One of the stories we will be following in the near future is the late breaking news from the CDC in Atlanta regarding the growing

Athlete's Foot epidemic among Mandolin players worldwide!

Our medical correspondent Bill Radcliff will have future articles on this shocking malady beleaguering our musical community.

"Will mandolin players be replaced by accordion players?"

Look to "The Bizargrass News" for answers.

thanks again for your continued support.

"We take a lickin' but we keep on pickin'"

Sincerly,

Bubba Jones, Chief Editor of "The Bizargrass News"

INNER OFFICE MEMO:

Due to several typos brought to my attention by devoted readers, I have decided to

terminate employment of two of our Spell Checkers, one from the english edition

and one from the hungarian edition!

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