Flat Pick Plant Goes On-Line in Hot Coffee, Mississippi
The Bizargrass Corporation announced today that the new Flat Pick Manufacturing facilty in Hot Coffee, Mississippi
began production to keep up with the demand for "The Great Guitar Pick Give Away"
sponsored by The Bizargrass News.

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